Monday, December 28, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
I have no words for this
SAW THE ''HOTS'' GIRL IN CHIRCH , TO DAY.
AND I SEE ME FEEL SO TRUN ON WANT TO TUOCH MY SHELF. BUT I did't. good thing to bacuse her mom was next to her she SEXY TO THINK LOOK LIKE WAS 18 OR 19 I LOVED THE SMELL OR HER PEAFERM IT MADE
ME FEEL SO NICE. I WANT TO KISS HER EAR, AND HER LIPS AND HER NCEK. THE END
AND I SEE ME FEEL SO TRUN ON WANT TO TUOCH MY SHELF. BUT I did't. good thing to bacuse her mom was next to her she SEXY TO THINK LOOK LIKE WAS 18 OR 19 I LOVED THE SMELL OR HER PEAFERM IT MADE
ME FEEL SO NICE. I WANT TO KISS HER EAR, AND HER LIPS AND HER NCEK. THE END
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
This week in TV
So I haven't written here in quite a while but I feel as though its time to share some of the trashiest TV I've seen in quite some time. So let's take it from the top.
Little People - A show that's just plain wrong. Let's follow handicapped people, midgets, and document their life and have a good laugh while they go through their everyday struggles. Such as driving a full sized vehicle and getting in a car accident.
World's Strictest Parents - I've seen two episodes of this one. On the first a girl who didn't know her own clothes size loved giving her mother a hard time and of course the mother was a single construction worker. The other boy on this show came from a single parent household as well, he was living with his father who couldn't control him. The kid was known for "tagging" and his favorite method was spray paint. He shows up to the new parents household with a handful of condoms. Now really did you think you were gonna get any, get a life.
Next episode, a bucktoothed nasally skateboarder whose mothers name was Feather, nuff said. Girl on this show was a stuck up princess that got everything from a VW Beatle convertible and it was ok for her to have a mini fridge stocked fully with alcohol and regularly smoked weed with her friends in her parents garage. They got placed on a working dude ranch. Skateboarder starts off with a bang and says "Damn", he gets to carry hay. Also saying God or Lord outside the context of praying was a felony. "Oh my God" was grounds for punishment.
Rob & Big - I have to say this is my favorite show. Just hilarious but I can't get over how he makes his money and continues to make it. I'm looking for a way to make his money on a continual basis. Just to give you an idea, one of his episodes was him reading a Guiness Book of World Records and then beating 23 of the worlds skateboarding records. Amazing.
Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory - Started shortly thereafter Rob & Big had to be cancelled when Big (Rob's bodyguard had a baby). More money involved and now he has a warehouse converted into a skate park with a tennis ball cannon. Again, where is the money coming from!
Brooke Knows Best - Not gonna lie, thought she was hot some time ago, now I realize she is a Frankenstein of a woman with the most messed up family. Her mother, Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, is now dating one of her son's friends and he's in his 20's...normal. Anyway Brooke's roomate Ashley was offered while at a bar to be given $20,000 to come on some guys boat whose she's never met before. Brooke somehow agrees, gets shipped to the Bahamas without knowing its an orgy cruise and then jumps ship while in the Bahamas and catches a ride home on some fishermans boat who dumps them off the shores of FL and they float back...not lying.
True Life - I've seen some crazy stuff on True Life and honestly they're all sad and/or pathetic. Some are just plain wrong and disgusting. 21 year old named Unique, has a baby of her own and inherited 4 of her siblings as her own after her mother committed suicide. Also each sibling has a different father. She's "super" excited to go out on a date and I started to feel for her cause she seemed into this kid. Found out the kid is 20 something, has a cane and has dated girls with kids before...odd, yes I think so. Unique though does find herself in an unfortunate and "unique" position in life and I hope the best for people like this. Actually I believe in welfare for these types of people, since she had no control over her current situation. Her younger sister though that couldn't keep her legs closed, sorry no remorse, your choice...go struggle.
The worst of all JERSEY SHORE. How can ANYONE approve of this show. Self-proclaimed "guidos" camp out on the Jersey Shore with the other trash (people included in that trash). Live together in an orgy-house, take steroids, workout, tan, and oh yes they work. At a T-shirt making store front. The biggest problems in the house, one roomie got pink eye and another roomie hooked up with another roomie that another roomie was "pushin up on". Really I'm not exaggerating...this was the episode. Also the best line of the show was a threat from one female to a male in the house. "I'll cut you're hair while you sleep."
I really don't know what to say to these shows but seriously how can any exec look at this as a lineup and say....yes that will work...lets bring it to air. Get this shit off the TV.
Little People - A show that's just plain wrong. Let's follow handicapped people, midgets, and document their life and have a good laugh while they go through their everyday struggles. Such as driving a full sized vehicle and getting in a car accident.
World's Strictest Parents - I've seen two episodes of this one. On the first a girl who didn't know her own clothes size loved giving her mother a hard time and of course the mother was a single construction worker. The other boy on this show came from a single parent household as well, he was living with his father who couldn't control him. The kid was known for "tagging" and his favorite method was spray paint. He shows up to the new parents household with a handful of condoms. Now really did you think you were gonna get any, get a life.
Next episode, a bucktoothed nasally skateboarder whose mothers name was Feather, nuff said. Girl on this show was a stuck up princess that got everything from a VW Beatle convertible and it was ok for her to have a mini fridge stocked fully with alcohol and regularly smoked weed with her friends in her parents garage. They got placed on a working dude ranch. Skateboarder starts off with a bang and says "Damn", he gets to carry hay. Also saying God or Lord outside the context of praying was a felony. "Oh my God" was grounds for punishment.
Rob & Big - I have to say this is my favorite show. Just hilarious but I can't get over how he makes his money and continues to make it. I'm looking for a way to make his money on a continual basis. Just to give you an idea, one of his episodes was him reading a Guiness Book of World Records and then beating 23 of the worlds skateboarding records. Amazing.
Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory - Started shortly thereafter Rob & Big had to be cancelled when Big (Rob's bodyguard had a baby). More money involved and now he has a warehouse converted into a skate park with a tennis ball cannon. Again, where is the money coming from!
Brooke Knows Best - Not gonna lie, thought she was hot some time ago, now I realize she is a Frankenstein of a woman with the most messed up family. Her mother, Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, is now dating one of her son's friends and he's in his 20's...normal. Anyway Brooke's roomate Ashley was offered while at a bar to be given $20,000 to come on some guys boat whose she's never met before. Brooke somehow agrees, gets shipped to the Bahamas without knowing its an orgy cruise and then jumps ship while in the Bahamas and catches a ride home on some fishermans boat who dumps them off the shores of FL and they float back...not lying.
True Life - I've seen some crazy stuff on True Life and honestly they're all sad and/or pathetic. Some are just plain wrong and disgusting. 21 year old named Unique, has a baby of her own and inherited 4 of her siblings as her own after her mother committed suicide. Also each sibling has a different father. She's "super" excited to go out on a date and I started to feel for her cause she seemed into this kid. Found out the kid is 20 something, has a cane and has dated girls with kids before...odd, yes I think so. Unique though does find herself in an unfortunate and "unique" position in life and I hope the best for people like this. Actually I believe in welfare for these types of people, since she had no control over her current situation. Her younger sister though that couldn't keep her legs closed, sorry no remorse, your choice...go struggle.
The worst of all JERSEY SHORE. How can ANYONE approve of this show. Self-proclaimed "guidos" camp out on the Jersey Shore with the other trash (people included in that trash). Live together in an orgy-house, take steroids, workout, tan, and oh yes they work. At a T-shirt making store front. The biggest problems in the house, one roomie got pink eye and another roomie hooked up with another roomie that another roomie was "pushin up on". Really I'm not exaggerating...this was the episode. Also the best line of the show was a threat from one female to a male in the house. "I'll cut you're hair while you sleep."
I really don't know what to say to these shows but seriously how can any exec look at this as a lineup and say....yes that will work...lets bring it to air. Get this shit off the TV.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
http://morningwoodacademy.com
Thanks Family Guy
Thanks Family Guy
Monday, September 22, 2008
You've got to be kidding me
I swear this client has it out for us. How about you take a look at the other firm??
Hey G-Man lets list out the things you have directly contributed to in the last, lets say, 3 months. I bet you're name got on more things than you really had an impact on.
Two things for ya bud....
1. The internet is not part of this project or even project scope, so no need to make it look like you're doing work...the entire room knows your surfing the web.
2. Wireless does not work from the bathroom....also you office isn't the bathroom.
Oh but who am I to judge.
Hey G-Man lets list out the things you have directly contributed to in the last, lets say, 3 months. I bet you're name got on more things than you really had an impact on.
Two things for ya bud....
1. The internet is not part of this project or even project scope, so no need to make it look like you're doing work...the entire room knows your surfing the web.
2. Wireless does not work from the bathroom....also you office isn't the bathroom.
Oh but who am I to judge.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
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