Dear man at the gym

This is a quick thank you to the man at the gym this morning. You know who you are, but in case you forgot let me refresh your memory. It was early this morning and I had made my way into the locker room to store my sweatshirt. As I turned the corner I heard the shower curtain opening only to turn around and find a man behind me bare ass naked. As I turned back to face my locker I realized there was no towel in sight, as I was readying to leave the locker room there was a bang which (unfortunately) caused me to turn and look, to find the source of the noise, only to notice my now bare ass naked locker room friend was bending over....how pleasant.

Dear sir,
A towel would, next time be much appreciated. Better yet let's never have a next time.


Thanks so much,

E $ Inc.