Monday, March 31, 2008

New music, new artists

I've been listening to my XM recently and hearing some pretty good music coming through those speakers EXCEPT from the rap/r&b sector. What is going on? For instance:

Rick Ross: Who are you? Where did you come from and who told you you could sing...more like talking about nothing. Little background for you, he was a drug lord, not even a dealer...he was beyond that. That's really good to have kids looking up to, that basically says "Hey kids, hustle some crack and you too can make millions from the music industry." By the way Rick, keep your shirt on...you're disgustingly fat, no one wants to see your moobs. Oh and that recent video, (probably your only video at that) is hard to believe. Great you have a Maybach, that means little to nothing as Mercedes would gladly give you one for purposes of your video since they're doing so bad with poor reliability claims. Oh yeah and those women in that video you would never get, I know you hired them.

Lil Mama: Same thing, who are you? You're a judge on Randy Jackson's new show Americas Best Dance Team and that's all I know. Pretty decent show, and for all but the aspect of Lil Mama, the judge's are pretty decent. JC Chasez or however you spell his name, from N'Sync. Say what you want about them, this group could dance and since, he's proven. The other dude is supposedly a "choreographer to the stars" as they claim, after further review of him, that would be true. But again, I come back to Lil Mama....you've done nothing and magically there's a new song with the white hot Chris Brown that you basically ruin. I can't understand more than two words you speak and those words are "left, right." You mumble, that's not singing, its like a female Mayor Menino, the lips are moving and I hear things, but its not English. It's more hood rat, which is what you are. Get off my XM cause you just ruined Chris Brown for that song. I see what you're trying to do, the same thing One Republic did with Timbaland. Except here's the main difference, One Republic was good before Timbaland and he realized it. So did them a favor, took his name slapped it in front of theirs and bam they have a single and everyone loves them. Its because of people like you, Lil Mama, that people like One Republic can't get in the music industry. You suck go back to the hood.

Back to work

Monday, March 24, 2008

Oh I'm still here...

So my back is completely screwed up and I was planning on getting a massage but I think I may just go to a chiropractor....we shall see.

Also I always start my sentences with the word, (if you want to call is that) "So". That has to stop.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Oh ya this too

This was found on a shoe website and I guess he's promoting the shoes, as anyone can easily tell by looking at him.

Wtf does this "doctor" have to do with shoes?? And is it just me or is there something wrong with him??


Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Rants...

While in the hotel you find yourself watching TV more than you probably usually would. Now I'm an active person so I usually only watch TV just before bed and that new show Smash Labs on the Discovery Channel is the shit. Say what you may....I'm over it. So in watching my countless hours of TV today I came across a few shows.

First up was Life of Ryan which I honestly have never watched....ok maybe once but I wasn't paying attention. This time around though its actually pretty sad how his family has been torn apart by a divorce on national TV and this kid is going through heartbreak just the same. This show is the perfect example of the old saying, money can't buy happiness.

Next up was Rob & Big. LOVE this show, I don't know why but I think it's absolutely hilarious, I guess its my love for stupid humor and the dog Meaty makes the show. Big is hilarious as well in his own fat person ways. This episode was also the Best of Rob & Big so it made it that much more delightful, moving on...

I then gave up on TV and decided to go down to the hotel gym which I had checked out previously, literally looked at through the window. I'm excited for a nice cardio session and wouldn't you know I walked in and it was a time warp to 1970. Literally people, the treadmill and elliptical (if you want to call it that, more on that later) had the brand name of StarTrac. Now when I first walked in I swear if the things said StarTrek I'd believe it. The treadmill needed so much oil that you might as well just unplug it. The bike (which I tried to use) only had one speed which was like pedaling in thick mud (great for cardio...not). Now more on the elliptical. This is like no other elliptical in the world, the motion is so un-human I was disgusted. The points at where it pivoted were just as devoid of oil as the treadmill and bicycle and where your feet went had huge steel planks that like I said were by no way ever tested by anyone who has ever walked. I'm so disgusted because I was on a good track when it came to working out. So I got dinner and went back to the room and started .... you guessed it... watching TV

Next up....Moment of Truth. I hate this show! I hate the concept and the simple fact that it exemplifies just how greedy the American culture is. I want to meet the creator of the show and have him sit in the hot seat. Let's ask him questions like "Do you feel good at night knowing that you've ruined countless numbers of families with the idea for your show?" Let's see how he squirms in his/her seat. You know what no woman would come up with such a stupid idea, in fact this is definitely from an equally greedy male, thats a given. They even hyped up the fact that a special guest was coming on the show to ask the next question.
Like explain this all to me...lets go on TV and tell all our secrets for a few hundred thousand dollars....people are so stupid, at least go on Survivor or something, starve yourself and work for you money.

The host, who is an ass, said "This previous NY Yankees player, now hall of famer...." With that the entire place got crazy and then they said who it was. Dave Winfield, everyone went from cheering to saying "Who the hell is that?". It was great. Also here's another thing the host does that drives me crazy, he makes small talk and then bam right into the question....is that a tactic? Cause its horrendous. Such as this winner of a question:

"Do you have secrets that could potentially be marriage ending?"

After the answer of yes the host says "Now you know you will live with that for the rest of your life and is it safe to say that at some point you will now have to talk about that?"

That's good TV?? Give me a break.

I'm done for now....probably more to come on this.

Oh and by the way that Wendy's in Miami that's on the news cause some nut job went crazy and shot and killed some people....I honestly think I was in there last week...no lie! That shits scary!




Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Dirty Jerz

Me and a fellow co-worker have been sent to New Jersey for external training and wouldn't you know him and I almost died within the first 5 minutes of our 3 minute commute. I know.....just listen. We literally have to drive under 4 miles to go to the training class, the highway system is by far the worst I have ever seen...ANYWHERE. I boot up the GPS, get on the highway and within a few hundred feet the GPS is telling me to get to the left lane and exit....ya not happening so I figure I'm just going ot do the usual thing I do keep driving and she'll (my GPS' name is Jill...the voice that is) recalculate for us. She did, except now a 3 minute commute turned into 30 minutes. WHAT!? Well this is because of the beautiful architecture of the roadways here in NJ. Long story even longer, I have to merge on this highway to arrive at my destination. Now its a left lane merge, which is prevalent in MA, except here's the big difference. In MA we have a lane to go into....not so in NJ. Now sure I saw the signs for Yield...they were everywhere....however between having no idea where I am, listening to the GPS bark out order and having to cut across 4 lanes of speeding rush hour traffic, I guess I got a little frazzled. Completely blew the yield sign only to find a mini van barrel-assing its way down the highway, slams on its brakes, lays on the horn and I'm saying..."Ooops sorry gotta get over." My co-worker and I are having a good laugh apparently not knowing the danger of what we just escaped only to hear sirens coming from somewhere. I look in my rear view mirror and side views...nothing. Well that's because the black Impala was on my ass, anyway I get pulled over by a "detective" who liked to hear himself yell and tell me I had no idea what I was doing....(no shit really). I apologized and he said ya ya have a good day. Tomorrow I'll be damn sure to not miss the first exit!

Once in class I sit next to this nice motherly woman who obviously has a severe cold. Have you ever noticed when someone has a bad cold they tend to exhale a lot more prevalently....ya that's the exact wrong thing to do and of course its all over me. I swear to sweet Jesus if I get sick as a result of getting stuck next to her I'm gonna be pissed.