While in the hotel you find yourself watching TV more than you probably usually would. Now I'm an active person so I usually only watch TV just before bed and that new show Smash Labs on the Discovery Channel is the shit. Say what you may....I'm over it. So in watching my countless hours of TV today I came across a few shows.
First up was Life of Ryan which I honestly have never watched....ok maybe once but I wasn't paying attention. This time around though its actually pretty sad how his family has been torn apart by a divorce on national TV and this kid is going through heartbreak just the same. This show is the perfect example of the old saying, money can't buy happiness.
Next up was Rob & Big. LOVE this show, I don't know why but I think it's absolutely hilarious, I guess its my love for stupid humor and the dog Meaty makes the show. Big is hilarious as well in his own fat person ways. This episode was also the Best of Rob & Big so it made it that much more delightful, moving on...
I then gave up on TV and decided to go down to the hotel gym which I had checked out previously, literally looked at through the window. I'm excited for a nice cardio session and wouldn't you know I walked in and it was a time warp to 1970. Literally people, the treadmill and elliptical (if you want to call it that, more on that later) had the brand name of StarTrac. Now when I first walked in I swear if the things said StarTrek I'd believe it. The treadmill needed so much oil that you might as well just unplug it. The bike (which I tried to use) only had one speed which was like pedaling in thick mud (great for cardio...not). Now more on the elliptical. This is like no other elliptical in the world, the motion is so un-human I was disgusted. The points at where it pivoted were just as devoid of oil as the treadmill and bicycle and where your feet went had huge steel planks that like I said were by no way ever tested by anyone who has ever walked. I'm so disgusted because I was on a good track when it came to working out. So I got dinner and went back to the room and started .... you guessed it... watching TV
Next up....Moment of Truth. I hate this show! I hate the concept and the simple fact that it exemplifies just how greedy the American culture is. I want to meet the creator of the show and have him sit in the hot seat. Let's ask him questions like "Do you feel good at night knowing that you've ruined countless numbers of families with the idea for your show?" Let's see how he squirms in his/her seat. You know what no woman would come up with such a stupid idea, in fact this is definitely from an equally greedy male, thats a given. They even hyped up the fact that a special guest was coming on the show to ask the next question.
Like explain this all to me...lets go on TV and tell all our secrets for a few hundred thousand dollars....people are so stupid, at least go on Survivor or something, starve yourself and work for you money.
The host, who is an ass, said "This previous NY Yankees player, now hall of famer...." With that the entire place got crazy and then they said who it was. Dave Winfield, everyone went from cheering to saying "Who the hell is that?". It was great. Also here's another thing the host does that drives me crazy, he makes small talk and then bam right into the question....is that a tactic? Cause its horrendous. Such as this winner of a question:
"Do you have secrets that could potentially be marriage ending?"
After the answer of yes the host says "Now you know you will live with that for the rest of your life and is it safe to say that at some point you will now have to talk about that?"
That's good TV?? Give me a break.
I'm done for now....probably more to come on this.
Oh and by the way that Wendy's in Miami that's on the news cause some nut job went crazy and shot and killed some people....I honestly think I was in there last week...no lie! That shits scary!
First up was Life of Ryan which I honestly have never watched....ok maybe once but I wasn't paying attention. This time around though its actually pretty sad how his family has been torn apart by a divorce on national TV and this kid is going through heartbreak just the same. This show is the perfect example of the old saying, money can't buy happiness.
Next up was Rob & Big. LOVE this show, I don't know why but I think it's absolutely hilarious, I guess its my love for stupid humor and the dog Meaty makes the show. Big is hilarious as well in his own fat person ways. This episode was also the Best of Rob & Big so it made it that much more delightful, moving on...
I then gave up on TV and decided to go down to the hotel gym which I had checked out previously, literally looked at through the window. I'm excited for a nice cardio session and wouldn't you know I walked in and it was a time warp to 1970. Literally people, the treadmill and elliptical (if you want to call it that, more on that later) had the brand name of StarTrac. Now when I first walked in I swear if the things said StarTrek I'd believe it. The treadmill needed so much oil that you might as well just unplug it. The bike (which I tried to use) only had one speed which was like pedaling in thick mud (great for cardio...not). Now more on the elliptical. This is like no other elliptical in the world, the motion is so un-human I was disgusted. The points at where it pivoted were just as devoid of oil as the treadmill and bicycle and where your feet went had huge steel planks that like I said were by no way ever tested by anyone who has ever walked. I'm so disgusted because I was on a good track when it came to working out. So I got dinner and went back to the room and started .... you guessed it... watching TV
Next up....Moment of Truth. I hate this show! I hate the concept and the simple fact that it exemplifies just how greedy the American culture is. I want to meet the creator of the show and have him sit in the hot seat. Let's ask him questions like "Do you feel good at night knowing that you've ruined countless numbers of families with the idea for your show?" Let's see how he squirms in his/her seat. You know what no woman would come up with such a stupid idea, in fact this is definitely from an equally greedy male, thats a given. They even hyped up the fact that a special guest was coming on the show to ask the next question.
Like explain this all to me...lets go on TV and tell all our secrets for a few hundred thousand dollars....people are so stupid, at least go on Survivor or something, starve yourself and work for you money.
The host, who is an ass, said "This previous NY Yankees player, now hall of famer...." With that the entire place got crazy and then they said who it was. Dave Winfield, everyone went from cheering to saying "Who the hell is that?". It was great. Also here's another thing the host does that drives me crazy, he makes small talk and then bam right into the question....is that a tactic? Cause its horrendous. Such as this winner of a question:
"Do you have secrets that could potentially be marriage ending?"
After the answer of yes the host says "Now you know you will live with that for the rest of your life and is it safe to say that at some point you will now have to talk about that?"
That's good TV?? Give me a break.
I'm done for now....probably more to come on this.
Oh and by the way that Wendy's in Miami that's on the news cause some nut job went crazy and shot and killed some people....I honestly think I was in there last week...no lie! That shits scary!
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