I had to do it

Tah...tah...tah he? Oh its The ! Ok here we go...second word....

A direct quote

In a dialog about one of the contestants on American Idol tonight, Randy Jackson referred to the contestants performance as "A Luau that was playing far in the distance." To which Ryan Seacrest responded "Well obviously Randy is craving poy and coconut bras."
Then of course drugged out Paula Abdul responds "..and Simon wants beef."

Ummm?? pfft I have no idea. All I know is that was hysterical.